"I.P.P.I.S.K.F.F." is the acronym for the
Intergalactic-Planetary-Planetary-Intergalactic
Shu-Ki Fighting Federation,
and it's pronounced "IPPY · SKIFF"!
Kinda Like an Intergalactic UFC...
Super mechanized shoe-machines battle in spectacular robotic fighting style!
The Intergalactic-Planetary Planetary-Intergalactic Shu-Ki Fighting Federation (“IPPISKFF”),
the universal leader in Shu-Ki Fighting experience, welcomes Earthlings to witness ultra KO action for the first time in recorded history.
Available in 4M resolution and beaming from the symphonic SJ-01 galaxy.
Highly advanced mechanized shoe-machines, designed and programmed in super fighting
techniques, square off against each other in our first ever tournament telecast to Earth–
MACHINE MADNESS 2022.
MACHINE MADNESS 2022 ELIMINATION TOURNAMENT!
Intergalactic promoters have scoured the SJ-01 galaxy (the home of Shu-Ki Fita)
in search of the most fearsome and deadly Shu-Ki’s, and have assembled an
unprecedented collection of talent for MM2022.
The 64 Shu-Ki’s qualifying for MACHINE MADNESS have been ranked and
seeded into brackets setting the stage for the some EPIC battles:
* Will HJ-87 upset heavy tournament favorite LK-99 in Round 1?
* Will IU-23 settle the score against longtime rival YT-00?
* And what about the return of TT-56? Electric Lime Battle Skin? What!?!?
MEET YOUR IPPISKFF COMMENTATORS!
Lewis Chill
"Welcome Earthlings to Super Robotic Fighting! We're glad to have you!"
Bobby Brainiac
"I don't know what I did to deserve this assignment...These humanoids are one-step removed from amoeba."
Hello everyone! I'm @LewyChill and next to me is my broadcast partner @BrainiacBobby , together we form the official IPPISKFF Earth-Planet-Commentating Team.
— Lewy Chill (@LewyChill) January 30, 2022
This is our first time visiting the Milky System, and so far we have been warmly greeted by the lovely citizens of Earth.
Speak for yourself @LewyChill. These humanoids seem about a stone’s throw away from amoeba on the evolutionary scale if you know what I mean…
— Bobby The Brainiac (@BrainiacBobby) January 30, 2022
Sorry folks, you’ll have to excuse @BrainiacBobby. He’s a jerk in pretty much every constellation.
— Lewy Chill (@LewyChill) January 30, 2022
There you go again @LewyChill sucking up to the little people. I mean how can you call this a civilization? The guy in the broadcast truck told me this planet can only handle 4K resolution?
— Bobby The Brainiac (@BrainiacBobby) January 30, 2022
What @BrainiacBobby is referring to I think is that Shu-Ki Fita is typically broadcast in 4M, as in MILLION, resolution, but 4K does have a charm to it, don’t you think? Like a phonograph?
— Lewy Chill (@LewyChill) January 30, 2022
You’re too much @LewyChill...
— Bobby The Brainiac (@BrainiacBobby) January 30, 2022
At any rate, welcome citizens of Earth! We hope you are ready to experience some truly fantastic high-technology shoe-machines engage in combat.
— Lewy Chill (@LewyChill) January 31, 2022
64 highly specialized fighting Shu-KI's from around the universe fight to decide our first Universal Super Champion of the Universe.
That’s right. These are real heavy-duty machines. Not some dumpy garbage trucks or bloated cruise ships like you humanoids are used to.
— Bobby The Brainiac (@BrainiacBobby) January 31, 2022
I don’t think those things are robots @BrainiacBobby. This civilization did make it to their moon remember.
— Lewy Chill (@LewyChill) January 31, 2022
Just to that little moon? It’s worse than I thought then. You can thank us now Earth for the privilege of getting to see these refined pieces of quantum-tech ready to tear each other apart.
— Bobby The Brainiac (@BrainiacBobby) January 31, 2022
Well you are right about that @BrainiacBobby, these machines employ crazy science fiction technologies I’m afraid Earth won’t see for a few million years or so.
— Lewy Chill (@LewyChill) January 31, 2022
The @ShuKiFita’s have arrived, acclimated to this so-called atmosphere, and we are almost ready for the first fight of the tournament.
— Bobby The Brainiac (@BrainiacBobby) January 31, 2022
Am I speaking too fast for the humanoids @LewyChill?
Speaking too much I'd say...
— Lewy Chill (@LewyChill) January 31, 2022
SPOTLIGHT ON: The Lovely IPPISKFF Ring Girl!
Mademoiselle LaSoulrouge
Has two PhDs; speaks five languages; training to compete in women's division.
SPOTLIGHT ON: The Boisterous IPPISKFF Ring Announcer!
Tom F. Buffer
"Ladies and Gentlemen! Are...you...ready...to...STEP INTO IT??"
SPOTLIGHT ON: The Utilitarian IPPISKFF Ringside Doctor!
Dr. Croctavius
Values comfort over aesthetics; peace over violence. And money and rocket cars.
SPOTLIGHT ON: The Capitalist IPPISKFF Owner!
M.G.C.Swine III
"This is MY federation and I'll do what I damn well please with it!"
SPOTLIGHT ON: The Dubious IPPISKFF RINGSIDE JUDGE!
"Dr." Guchammer
Has long history of excellent decisions mixed with questionable decisions.
SPOTLIGHT ON: The Inquisitive IPPISKFF RINGSIDE REPORTER!
Snowy Blanc
"I know all about it. I'm on top of things."
